Woodry, a 34-year-old account manager who until now has lived his life with considerable ambivalence toward major social or political issues, said he has been taken aback by the sense of engagement suddenly arising within him.
Woodry told reporters he was recently amazed to discover that he not only found a cable news roundtable on the subject coherent but also took a side in the discussion, an unprecedented level of intellectual involvement for the man who admitted he “[doesn’t] really follow” most matters outside his day-to-day life.
With the exception of a single “like” on a relevant Facebook post, Woodry has reportedly been content to keep his emerging convictions to himself thus far. The man who had never previously identified with any particular cause or social movement suggested, however, that he was open to stating his nascent beliefs to others, perhaps even going so far as to say why he holds such beliefs.
Good for him!
But he's sitting
💃🕺🦵🖕
american beauty mid-life crisis kevin spacey character in the making.
something... 🤔
robertsmatisons matttejs jūs
It's better than sitting down all day, for sure
TheBabylonBee has been crushing it compared to the onion for quite some time. What happened?
pepperoni pizza I think.
Is he actually standing tho?
He’s sitting tho
And then you hit all those fruitcakes who do that all day everyday, and get hit by a bunch of GIFs and memes and links to YouTube, and you realise it's not worth the headaches.
Too many headline typos from the Onion, lately
solid typo
*Area man?
I hope not
Poor bastard. Has no idea what's about to happen to him.
Yeah to get up and grab a fucking beer