DAYTON, OH—Local woman Jessica Hartley, 26, confirmed Tuesday that she always has a backup problem handy just in case her initial predicament is resolved or no longer relevant.
"Whether it's fretting about my career or the mess in my kitchen, I hate being caught off guard without anything to worry about," Hartley said. "It's good to have a spare problem in your back pocket. I'll probably never use it, but it's comforting to know it's there." Hartley, who is currently apprehensive about paying off a credit card bill, said a misshapen mole on her arm that might be skin cancer should be a good secondary source of stress.
it’s the haircuts isn’t it
they all do. called a side dish
I'll give her something to worry about. hotginger chlamydia
I always have 98 as backup...
This is about my mother in law 🤣
I even have a backup for the backup
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me
And are man always has back up excuse, just in case. just like area satirical news outlet always has backup shite story just in case.
That means she never gets bored
Spelt Karen wrong
Yes, the mole was skin cancer. Although it was an ordinary pink round mole that the doctor only removed to “humor “ her, the pathologist’s report says it was a Clark stage 3 malignant melanoma. Now, because the doctor delayed removal it may have spread.
*Spelled every wrong
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Hero