Is it necessary to tip when buying things that aren't at restaurants? I don't know, but here is another iteration of the Ask Lucas column where I continually try to one-up myself by putting such idiotic and incoherent words together in a sentence that the English language itself rejects me and I awake from this long dream inside the tower of Babel unable to speak. I don't know why anyone pays me to do this.
No, it’s not the curly-mustached man who sold you buckwheat loaf for $10 that’s trying to bring about the apocalypse. It’s the financial institutions that created our modern economy. They’re the ones pushing this tip-for-everything culture.and invest that money into resurrecting a planet-devouring monster. However, once The Old Ones rise from their slumber, laws will mean even less than they already do.
I’m not sure I buy that. Why would a company worry about its labor conditions when it has eldritch beasts to summon?Ask Lucas: How do I tell my sister that I don’t want to watch her dog?Ask Lucas: Am I too old to go back to college?