Trump Eyes a New Real-Estate Purchase: Greenland

WASHINGTON—

The idea of the U.S. purchasing Greenland has captured the former real-estate developer’s imagination, according to people familiar with the deliberations, who said Mr. Trump has, with varying degrees of seriousness, repeatedly expressed interest in buying the ice-covered autonomous Danish territory between the North Atlantic and Arctic oceans.

For the most part,people don’t try to buy other countries. Even if it is a part of another country’s land. Thies epresedent has some strange ideas .

The man is a lunatic! 🤬

We bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark

With God everything is possible! But please, no liberals allowed.

Trump! Kindergarten soon starts up in Italy where I live as a Danish expat. We do not have anything for sale yet. Sorry.!!!!!

The world's biggest island is Australia 😂

Por la guerra que se viene del agua!!!

Minerals!!!

Others have been interested in acquiring rights to the natural resources to that territory for long time.

ImpeachNow

Good he’d fix it up and sell it. Seward was criticized for buying Alaska, worked out great.

Proving once AGAIN that Donald Trump is a delusional pathological FREAK who should be REMOVED from office.

Since Trump’s rallies do not have good response, he had to pay people to attend. That does not work. So he now comes out with buying Greenland to divert attention.

It wants to be a long methinks

Another failed deal

Great idea. Of course, Denmark would keep the inhabited parts as they are loyal Danish citizens. However, The island is of great strategic importance, has exploitable resources that could be used to offset costs and Denmark could always use a big cash influx. It’s win, win

Knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

He wants to rename it tRumpland Island.

The nytimes published a landmark edition on slavery you are publishing this bullshit.

How will this fix the national debt?

What an idiot , announcing a purchase without the owner's offer. Man .. You need to be put in a cage before you keep doing more damage to our country...

Australia is the world's biggest island.

He thinks everything is for sale 🤦‍♀️

Wtf? Just wanna buy an Island? What are you thinking man. Focus on your own country instead 😜

WTH?! SERIOUSLY?!

Those poor people selling trying to buy their home as if they were slaves.

I think they have declined his offer. In the mail someone said he has now got his eye on Poundland!!

Greenland. Why would the citizens of Greenland want to join the United States? We are killing our own citizens every day, our schools are failing, roads and bridges crumbling and our health care is awful compared to the rest of he industrialized countries. Plus racist fever is up

Pedophile Island isn't all that famous, yet...

Buying Greenland actually is a good idea for the USA. POTUS I hope that there is no delay.

Iceland in Trump's hands would be the end of one of the most preserved natural landmark left in the world

Good by if its true

Someone please confiscate his stash

Søren Espersen, Danish People’s party member said that if the story was true, “it is definitive proof that [realDonaldTrump] has gone crazy. I have to say it as it is: the idea that Denmark would sell 50,000 citizens to the US is completely insane.”

But will not set wrong precedent that rich can buy any thing?

Sorry, but it's not for sale. Does Trump even know that people live there? You cannot buy people. Even the thought itself is an insult to the people of Greenland. Can Trump even point out Greenland on a world map?

My god President Trump is the best fisherman in the world. The little fishies just can’t resist the bait. We had a Premier once who said he was going to feed the chooks and they would just run straight to him. Same same. Chooks are Australian for chickens.

Denmark is probably a bit surprised as well.

It is so ridiculous I can't imagine no one not saying to him, 'Are you mad?'

Guess he believes in climate change after all 🤔

Hope he moves there!!

Trumps NEW GREEN DEAL EVEN Has FRESH WATER. He Always Goes BIG!!! TRUMP WILL SAVE OUR PLANET🌍 realDonaldTrump

So what perhaps hes thinking in the future! Its really nobody's business!

I ran a lost funds search, found one, the NAZDAK dropped by 800 points. You just ripped me off.

Too bad for frumpelstilskin,I understand it's not for sale!

Trump is a jackass totally unfit to govern.

Next it will be Ireland, the UK, Santorini, Ibiza who knows. Ignorance has no limits.

There's gold in them there hills!

Because he wants a bigger island than Epstein..

He does think “out of the box” doesn’t he ?

Defense purposes could be one reason and to keep China out of Greenland. I read where they want to get a foothold there

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Comment from European citizen:your President is stark, staring mad. As the former Danish PM also remarked. Greenland has made it clear it does NOT want to be part of Trump's America (who would) and it belongs to DENMARK. So maybe run a less crazy story.

If the deal can be worked out I say yes buy and annex Greenland. We need all the room and resources we can acquire.

Greenland purchase surprise? EVERY tweet from this MORON is a surprise!!!

Trump can’t afford that Island. He is playing money games bolstering about his money.

Not the first time an American President has considered purchasing Greenland. Wake up people.

Love the idea!

President Trump knows something investors don't know. He has information only a few people in the world have access to. The real estate commander in chief, President Donald Trump

Then he will give it to Palestinians and solve israel problem 😒

He could do us all a big favor and not only buy but go live there as well!! MAGA!!

It's been tried before. Truman tried. It's for defensive purposes. We already have two bases there that are leased. Perhaps he is sending a message to Russia and China to stay away from the area. There is usually a good reason behind his tweets. Classified stuff. Think.

He might have reports saying there's oil, only reason I can figure

Trump is a complete failure in foreign policy. I think he thinks he get everyone off the subject with this bullshit stunt . He wants to remember for something . You are going to be the worst president that ever held the job

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Wrong.. he said he wanted to buy candy land.. he is not aware that is is a fictional board game

The left is triggered once again

I’m surprised .... that anyone is surprised 😲🤷🏽‍♀️

Its called Gossip!

Does Trump know that the typical Greenlander doesn’t look... how do I put this delicately... Danish?

not actually so surprising...consistent for him (eyeroll)

Hell yea baby do it trump realDonaldTrump then make it a very habitable place and put fellow conservative people on it ill volunteer to be one of the people to be on Greenland

seriously?

Fourth Reich.

i think the fuck not

Yes, HQ for proof of Global Warming! Oh and democracy doesn't count of course, it being the Blimpman

Shocked POTUS is looking to acquire Greenland & not Baja California, Mexico. Building a “Miami beach” skyline of hotels, casinos, & condos along both the Pacific Ocean & Sea of Cortez versus the coastline of Greenland is a no brainer. Viva Baja California, Estados Unidos!

Considering the US is in debt, can't afford to build the questionable and likely useless wall bordering Mexico without drilling into federal reserves, why bother to possess another territory? We can't even help out our own US territories like Puerto Rico. Seems irresponsible. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Greenland should ask Russia if they could buy USA.

So many stupid people on this tweet. What a waste of time. I remember why I've quit social media and fake news so many times. Sad people. Go outside and pray. Live life.

Greenland can smell the retched stench of Trump and want nothing to do with the man with small hands and bonespurs.

I have a new name for the island - I call it Golf Course Greenland. We will have the first golf course made of ice and lots of hotels....

So, the sale is 'most unlikely not going to happen'? Which actually means the sale is 'most likely to happen'.

How about that Alaska purchase?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trump is an idiot and is bankrupting our country

Oil

China trying to buy Greenland property so as to build three airports!!!

Denmark want absolutely nothing to do with the likes of Trump. In fact, the Europeans HATES him😡😡😡😡

realDonaldTrump is a blowhard. He should do something with our country first. If you can skip out of jail, you can do a lot for our States.

I swear this is the most obnoxious thing I have ever heard. Disgusting and disgraceful

Greenland would never sell there country only sell there oil and they’ll end up just exactly like the Mideast where there’s money is the evil devil

Yes do it Mr President!🇺🇸👍

Trump isn’t that bad of a president

Love it!!!!

And Mexico was going to pay for it if it weren’t for those meddling Danes...

Because the Arctic is opening up and Greenland underwater base runs closer to Canada. It's another way to challenge Canada's claim on the passage, oil rights, and mineral rights through the new openings in the melting ice. The dominion of Canada runs deep in the Arctic

As long as he doesn’t use taxpayer money.

does realDonaldTrump or any of the GOPSenate or anyone gop even know where Greenland is You have to have a a pretty low IQ /gop not surprising/ to think Dennark would sell off Greenland. GOP making America great again!!! BUFFOONS

I think the Danish leaders might have been playing with realDonaldTrump’s head just to see how easily they could “punk” him. He’s not too bright, that one!

Look out Stupidity Squad, your about to get a one way ticket.. 🤣🤣

We could trade them for California and maybe throw in New York as a bonus

Trump Hotel and resort of course! Most likely oil reserves also.

Hope Denmark says no. Who would want to live under his rules.

Greenland will actually be green in a few years so it's a solid investment. Unfortunately it'll most likely be called Trumpland.

CNN ErinBurnett pls *STOP* the ridiculous discussion on purchasing Greenland, as if it’s a serious possibility. We are in debt thanksto GOPTaxScam. I agree w/ Connelly it’s an entire distraction from the disaster Trump. TrumpRecession TrumpRallies - PS ur phone is dirty 😳

It's his place to go to escape prison. 🤪

Just don't buy Iceland by mistake. Unless we need the ice.

I love the idea...as long as their people are on board.

Hellzyeah I sez! Watch this Jeffery, you amateur! Little Saint James lol.

Earth V2.0 is hopefully worth waiting for. Stripped from megalomaniac presidents, and filled with natural resources, coexisting with world leaders that make the world turn on its own terms. Leave Greenland the f... alone, and focus on f...... your own country up, mr. P. Thank you

More fake news

Greenland is full of oil, and many other products that trump would love to own. It belongs to Denmark and its NOT for sale.

Va a decir que en Groenlandia hay armas de destrucción masiva, ya verán ...

I'm sure the people of Greenland are smart enough to know better all they need to do is take a look at how the United States has managed Puerto Rico, the only way they should even consider it is it they are granted immediate statehood and allowed to vote as a state

We tried to buy Greenland in the 40s

Konducta4LFE

Once he realises that it isn't green, as in a golf course meaning, he'll back off.

He made his name alright. Dotard Donnie fits him well.

Just putting this out there: Australia is the largest island

to house all the PEDOS that are going down!!! perfect place !!! BUY it. set up a Catholic church :)

He and Putin could be neighbours!😅

Ok...we are definitely living in a parallel universe!😅

340,000 +- new immigrants?

Yeah, right after we pay our China loan off. Get a grip Don, we got bills!

Strategic move in preparation for the effects of global warming?

Since the Danes have a history of selling islands to the United States in 1917, why not one more in 2020? Besides at a time when China is threatening to take over islands, neighbors & Hong Kong by force, Trump's offer of purchase stands in stark contrast. Maybe it's his point?

He is going to call it rapey boys Island.

Why? So we can then tell the population who lives there to learn english and go back to their own country? 🤪

Just buy it.

I had to check the date before I read this shit as I thought it was an April Fools joke!

I think this should silence any doubt he is not only a sociopath but also has narcissistic personality disorder Perfect combo for a serial killer

I hear there's a bridge for sale in Brooklyn.

Itch gonna be great real beautiful, and we're going rename it Trump Greenland

You can't just 'Buy' people they are not like a car or a building....'Hey great news we've sold you to the yanks' 😂 Now you can enjoy all their freedoms like their gun laws and poor health care,opiate epidemic,poison water,low food standards,hormone filled meat,etc

Greenland would be a great addition to the United States of America. It’s not like Trump is buying for himself. We could push the liberals all into the Ocean like lemmings. Have some illegal aliens come in and build some construction projects, and give corporations free rein

Greenland could B handy 4 Military occasions,as would occur, as is already available without a Purchase!! Though, if Big Don the GREAT could arrange to change the Name to Trumpland, then he will make his Show Off Plan!! Then like S. Palin, he could see Putin from his Palace!!

After the purchase, would all the Danish that live there get deported back to Denmark, or would they get put into one of our many concentration camps?

Oh my giddy goat......!!!

President Trump verey rich man and he doing what want

Except Greenland is, rightfully, making great fun of realDonaldTrump and totally not up for becoming part of the US. They saw what he (and the US) just did to that other island, PR.

That looks like a perfect spot for a luxury hotel and golf club, note, no cancer causing windmills.

Right...

Ethnostate?

Si quiere comprar mi casa....

Isn't this how another fascist dictator started -- first his homeland, then another sovereign nation, then another? Besides, he hasn't finished destroying America's natural resources, why destroy another's?

WTF? Is this the ToxicTrump version of Putin’s land grab? If Greenland were for sale, potus would; wildly overpay, paste chrome, glass & his name on it, pile on crazy amounts of debt, & run it into bankruptcy...like everything he touches...That’s Trump’s ‘jam’...

he just wants to be written in a history book

Denmark says Greenland is not for sale.

An obviously good strategic move for the U.S., but what impact would such a presence have on Canadian sovereignty in the region?

To the people of Greenland (actually the world) - apologies for this excuse of a human. He was only elected by the gov of Russia so we just got stuck with him 🤮😢 - good news is that we will be turning him over to police soon and he will no longer be a threat to our world. Phew!

Could we trade e.g. California 😀

Did anyone tell Twatler that Greenland is mostly ice/snow than green? If this was his idea of a GreenNewDeal, he better look into Iceland. 🤷‍♀️

Why?

He can do it with the money his business made while he was President

This would benefit ZOG. I oppose.

Great... Now the RNC will add THIS to their GOP platform as a litmus test to support Trump

If we do buy Greenland, we should let it keep running itself like how it currently does.

Shouldn’t surprise anyone. Putin needs an island.

he wants to build a whites only colony

Someone’s played Plague inc.

🤦‍♂️ Pointless. They will never sell. They own paradise. Jesus will make it impossible even if the people succumb to fear from an invader country.

And let's call it Trumptopia!!!

Surely Trump would prefer to buy Epstein's 'Paedophile Island'. It's now 'open for grabs' to use his rhetoric.

😂😂😂 how much more are the Socialist Media & Democrats going to make up President Trump is trying to fix America’s Problems. That he is trying to buy an island is a BIG LIE. Just another distraction from the Criminal Investigation Of the Radical Left Democrats.

You mean he wants a 'Lolita Island' like his deceased buddy Epstein?

Trump will make it the greenest land possible. There will not have been anything so Green.

Maybe Putin wants Trump to buy it before Putin takes over America.

Surprised, just doesn’t cover that waterfront. As if the Netherlands were gradually working beyond the imperial imperfections in their Greenlanders’ relationship.

Let's crowd fund and buy it out from under him. That's what Epstein did to him and it pissed him off bigly.

Trump: I’m a racist, sexist, pathological liar. How can I add to that image? Adviser: How about some good old imperialism? Trump: great idea! Can we find some indigenous people to harass? It worked out great in the past!

Not true. The world’s greatest island is Barry Island , Wales , and Trump couldn’t afford it.

Interesting idea. Would be huge for resources and defense. Would need more info though to know if it would be worth the purchase.

I think it is a Fantastic Idea! No one yet knows what is under the ice....USA could one day be in need of the Icy Domain as a Water Source..who knows.

I think that would be a wonderful idea if Trump NOT the US bought Greenland and moved there himself..he could then put up a big tall beautiful WALL around its borders to keep ALL of us immigrants out.. LMAO..we're 22 Trillion Dollars in debt and the fool wants to buy Greenland..

realDonaldTrump WhiteHouse

Shiny object

There are probably fossil fuels under it.

Buy it!!

He thinks it would be like Jefferson and the Louisiana Purchase. Next, he'll demand the world's largest pyramid scheme.

OMG hopefully it is just a joke 😱

realDonaldTrump : 'I want Greenland and I am deal maker!' Denmark: 'Ummmm, no.' Trump: 'I'm so tired of winning.'

Greenland says “you can’t afford me, honey!”

He can’t take care of Puerto Rico and now he wants more places?

Greenland is where all the billionaires are going after the rest of the world is under water from global warming. GreenlandPurchase

Next he will want to buy Israel. Oh wait he has!!

The Louisiana territories. Alaska. Yeah, I'm shocked (e..e)

The most famous island in the world right now is Pedophile Island

FakeNews

Hm. Fix our deteriorating infrastructure- or buy Greenland? Tough chouce!

What, Little St. James Island? He said he was never there!

normalize fascism much?

TrumpEpsteinScandal TrumpisAChildRapist TrumpIsAWhiteSupremacist No doubt realDonaldTrump wants to continue Epstein's legacy (but always bigger and better) with an island of Danish girls!

Thank goodness Greenland is NOT on the market. Who needs a little America.

I dont think greenland want to b infested by Russians

The world's biggest island? He now wants to buy Australia ? He passed on Greenland, why?

Buying Greenland from Denmark would be sort of like buying Delaware from California.

WSJ I thought this was an headline from the Onion

Isn't Australia the world's biggest island?

Trump making America bigger

Trump does

The USA government is looking into this. As they did under many other administrations. Such a bogus headline.

The Danish ( one of the richest nation on earth with the highest life qualith) are convinced that the mad man has lost all of his marbles ......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

I'm assuming the Danish don't want it, but Greenland is dream place to live

Frozen land is preserved land

Why does he want to buy this beautiful island, so he can destroy all the beautiful natural resources? Greenland say no!!

Quer se apoderar de tudo Já é contra o aumento do Aquecimento Global e ainda quer um espaço Gelado para que

Not a bad idea as long as as Greenlanders can hold Danish and American citizenship.

Let's sell California to Mexico to finance this purchase.

Wants to buy Greenland🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trade Californication for Greenland!

Maybe he wants to build a prison for him and all of his roadies. Planning ahead like pablo Escobar did.

Talvez com isso ele possa colocar máquinas pra produzir gelo

I don't see much problem with this, if we get a bargain deal. Many might not paying attention, but Russia have been doing the same thing. We don't want Russia controlling everything upthere. Believe me.

As a birthday present for Vlad?

Hahaha! He is a little delusional.

Where is the world’s most famous island?

Ha ha ha ha ha never

We can sell Philadelphia to pay for a tiny bit of it

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Trump is such an absolute doom brain. Greenlanders would despise him and outwit him in a heartbeat.

Wait hasn't he already ignored one island that the US owns? Why would he add another if he can't take care of what we already have?

Oh please ! If he bought Greenland he’d be worse than Kim Jong un. And once they really get honest with the Epstein case, Trump should be placed in that incompetent manhattan jail and given a rope.

Why don’t he just buy Mexico? Then no reason to “flee”. 😒

I think we are to buy Greenland we have an added a new state to this country and forever. I hope President Trump goes through with it and buys it

He wants to buy it because he intends to melt all the ice on it through his archaic environmental policies and deregulation.

President Trump is interested in buying Greenland. Thank goodness he hasn't been to Guernsey.

RightlyNews I’ve got my US flag and headed to take over Greenland. We don’t buy shit. We’ll overtake it.

Soon will have 51 states! How cool I’ll be the first that moves there.

China has been targeting Greenland for some time now, which is the ONLY reason trump's empty brain is now obsessed with this idea.

My guess is that Trump thinks he will get to meet Father Christmas....

HomefrontHugs realDonaldTrump They Said It’s Not For Sale!! Thank you Greenland!!

BlissTabitha It's been attempted before:

Idea was not bad but it's already sold.!! One of the Slav bought and paid for it.!

It's insane from a Danish point of view. Greenland has a people - it's not our land to sell!

Before you know it it will be another “Puerto Rico”. Unless they have over 200 million who can vote for Against him why do we need to buy an island?

Never happen but, not only can't he pay for it but he would drill, dig, scrape and frack that beautiful land till it sunk into the sea just like Atlantis. Somebody wrote a book called Everything Trump Touches Dies, how true, how true.

Buy it!! I'll visit it!!❤🇺🇸❤

Probably a bad idea since everything Trump touches he destroys.

DID somebody tell him Santa Claus lived there?

I bet it's because he loves its natural beauty... Ha ha, not really. It's because he wants their oil deposits to be his to control.

Trump is full of it. I am sure we will soon see a tweet from him that says “(fake news) says Trump wants to buy Greenland’”

WHY? He can't take care of the US! Maybe a larger platform for spewing hatred and anger?

Honestly that’s a sensible geopolitical position that I would take if I was in charge.

He wants a private rape island like his pal Epstein!

Sounds like a distraction

Tetsuyama511

Why not? Now I’ll read the fake outrage and liberal rants.

Wtf is this bloke on?..

Ok

Does it look like he's gonna pay the bill? Rhetorical question.

Strategically Greenland is an excellent Buy, for National security, resources plentiful.

You KNOW they want it for more military bases.

One good reason is OIl

From a Trump-Machiavellian point of view it kinda makes sense though. First, let's krank up the emissions to get rid of all that pesty ice. Then we have plenty of new space for more hotels, golf courses and gun stores.

Can Greenland accept payment that is 'proceeds from crime '. Stolen from the American public. Trump would only be doing it for Putin anyway trumpcrimefamily

Why? So he can f**k up another country⁉️

I can't wait for wsj editorial page to write piece saying that real Americans have been crying out for years for barely inhabited overseas territory

Just wait for the next surprise. They won't sell so his bombs it and takes it by force. 😱

Mexico will pay for it.

Dementia!

Ok tweeps, I just can’t. I can’t believe people are even considering that this is real or possible.

An overenthusiastic golfer, a bit confused what Greenland actually is?

chickymonkeys

The United States bought Alaska, Louisiana, this isn’t different.

He is constantly finding new ways to embarrass us internationally.

Fake news.

realDonaldTrump forget Greenland. After the Oct deadline, there will be another island up for sale....Brexit

He wants to buy the world's biggest island? I thought that was Australia. My bad. 🙄

I can see why he's in favor of global warming now.

He could buy Mexico as an beginning 😂

How about Taiwan?

Russia (Crimea) and China (Hong Kong) over here taking land. We wanna buy some.

Wow, Trump has offered the Danes 100 Billion Dollars + Puerto Rico!

Dear Denmark: Please annex Canada's northern territories. Unlike people in northern Canada, Greenlanders don't live in squalor. They enjoy a superior standard of living. If Denmark administered Canada's north, First Nations communities would have clean drinking water.

No worries. Once they run the credit check on our income vs. debt ratio, we wont qualify for the loan. There are advantages to our high deficit... It stops stupid ideas such as this.

..but just yesterday it was reported by CNN that we are headed for a possible recession and the stock market plummeted! So how is it that realDonaldTrump is even able to consider BUYING anything anywhere right now

Greenland is way smarter than the American voters. They want no part of the orange idiot

Makes a great base for Russia. By 2119 palm trees will grow there.

A very smart move! Our president sees things others do not!

He would destroy the island just as he's destroyed Manhattan.

Ik where I'm moving after college

'I'd like a Large Fries, a Big Mac, and the country of Greenland....Can I get a large Pepsi, also ' Der Trump. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THIS PERSON PRETENDING TO BE USA PRESIDENT. FORGIVE US.

FridayThoughts Every US President has wanted to annex Greenland as a strategic move- USA has sa military base- hello- Co can see Russia from my back yard? Sound familiar? seanhannity

welp, that's enough internet today.

What better country to put special interest in. And (now this is just a dream) but,maybe the new green can set up their projects their❓

Deutsche Bank, realDonaldTrump on line one.

Just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder...

Never happen. Bluster.

Greenland belongs to the greenlandic people, protected by the UN Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples. But hey! - maybe Greenland could buy Trump... he could rake some snow at Qaanaaq.

So mining, drilling for oil etc... wonder how that`s going to sit with the ClimateChange bunch? The people have a price ?

Read the article. As I suspected, just scraping the barrel again.

With Trump's ignorance of global warming, Iceland may very well be beach front property during the next decade or 2

Uh since when is Greenland the worlds most famous island England? Australia? Hawaii?

Lets get a vote in dk - borger forslag sellGreenland $$$

And he was not the first President that wanted to buy Greenland either.

H 2 O

I also got a bridge in Brooklyn I like to sell cheap...👍✌️

Just imagine all the condos!

This deal will pay for itself in 5 years. Brilliant....

If it’s for America that’s fine! It’s a gorgeous place! Unique

It’s beautiful! It’s none of our business if it’s his money !

Here’s a better idea: perhaps the US can sell Donald Trump to Greenland.

They already said no freakin way 🤨😳😂🤣😁🤷🏻‍♂️

Maybe he just wants a “Green New Deal”. Hmm, on second thought...

Greenland says No.

I’ll bet there aren’t many black or brown skinned people there

I legitimately thought this was an onion article. Tomorrow he'll want to buy the moon, or a child.

Nah, who wants a Canada sandwich?

He would completely ruin such a beautiful place. Greenland is not a place of dictatorship.

It's brilliant. Buy it and ship off all the liberals so they can institute the new green deal in Greenland.

Was the famous island Hawaii? Because I really think Bill & Hill made that other Island really famous. In fact, I have heard the Danes are sorta' partial to Epstein.

Lmaooo this guy never fails to just flabbergast me

Why stop with Greenland & why pay? “Give me a horse and a gun and an open plain and we can conquer the world.” - TedCruz🖕🏻Umm, the world doesn’t want to be conquered, but doing just that is the great obsession of every autocrat wannabe - realDonaldTrump & his minions

They also offered Spain to purchase Cuba and Puerto Rico. Spain refused and they invaded the territories.

The people of Greenland already run their country pretty much by themselves. I doubt they want some crazy American morons interfere in their affairs 😂

It's not his dad's property.

The only reason he wants it is so he and his buddies can literally rape it of all the natural resources. Smh.

I think that if you offer a condo in Florida to the 56,000 Greenlanders they will seriously consider it...

“Made his name”? As a LYING CORRUPT business failure, who stiffs contractors?

We have to buy Greenland. Our country is “ full”

Yes, let's 'buy' Greenland using US tax dollars and then let's build a BIG Trump hotel with tax dollars. What a Stable Genius! Maybe it''ll look like the Taj Mahal?

Using US taxpayers' money. There's no limit to this grifter's corruption.

kind of a weird choice to annexed into the u.s.

His solution to global warming, just buy some yuge iceberg

Yo what the fuck

With “whose money?” And for what purpose? “The United States” knows nothing about purchasing any other country.

O no...please stop him. They have got to know better.

My question is with who's money and is the where he would be crowded king of the people and land. He's should a stupid being and why would anyone allow this?

He probably want a place where his white supremist buddies can go and without having to deal with the browning of Greenland.

I doubt this has to do with homeland security... Its probably about minerals, the natural resources. What did they find? giant Ruby deposits? Gold rich areas seen on special satellite images?

We receive daily examples of Trump's daily idiocy. This one stands out simply because it's more idiotic than anything that he's done in the last week or so.

Great idea. Years ago, this is what countries did, they expanded their borders. With that comes more resources. There are only 56,000 people there. Thats a small town, that can hardly be a finacial burden on the U.S. As far as Trump ruining it, he wont be in office forever.

This is pure and utter Bollocks! He is trying to distract us from some perverse Nefarious shit with his fingerprints all over it smfh

So your telling me I’ll need a green card for green land

You’re admitting he made his name on “pedophile island”? He can’t afford Greenland and you shouldn’t be helping him dodge the news cycle. TrumpRecession TrumpEpstein TrumpIsAWhiteSupremacist

I'm thiinking this could be good for Movie quotes... After the initial boom of mining and travel some may get sent 'back to where you were, UNEMPLOYED... in Greenland'! - TPB

Creepy power and land hungry

Just another distraction tactic.

Due to Global warming will make great golf course

Great for the US He his making America Great Again Hope he manages to buy this huge piece of Real Estate quite fast wile it's still under the 'Radar' If he is successful he will be remembered for all generations to come in the book's of America History.

Trumpland has a great sound to it.

Didn't know Greenland was for sale.

23T dollars

Nonsense

Isle Royale on Lake Superior has many lakes, the biggest one has many islands, the biggest one is: The biggest island on the biggest lake on the biggest island on the biggest lake in the world. I wonder if Greenland has any lakes.

Cause global warming... 🙄 it’s clearly an investment 💰

Well Trump, the Danes just said Greenland isn't for sale. Perhaps you could negotiate with Mexico and see if you can buy Texas or if your heart is set on an island, Putin might be willing to let Alaska go. Duh! God you're stupid. Going to buy Greenland and rename it Trumpland.

What bank is going to loan him the money?

We already have the biggest fiscal deficit ever! Is there a reason to make it worst by buying Greenland?

Trump 'I like global warming because I never agreed with the name Greenland with all that ice, so me and my coal buddies turned up the heat' - ' I'll rename it Putting Green Land after all the ice melts'

“Can you imagine if President Obama...”

Is there oil there ?

It's called Greenland. He thinks it will make a great resort. Or a giant oilfield.

We should be surprised that he wants to do something extremely stupid?

Why do you present this like it’s a real thing? Like Greenland doesn’t have a say? It’s the ramblings of an old man displaying more signs of dementia every day - not the clever foreign policy of a competent administration.

The Democrats should be behind it...with global warming this will become resort property development...I want a condo there too...

And Denmark will pay for it.

I’m amazed he even knows where Greenland is- this had to be based on a Fox and Friends segment.

Maura2e2_ The name he made was 'bankrupter'.

Ummm.... I don't think you can just buy a country like that. In any case, that precedent should NOT be set. Even IF his intentions are noble, this is next-level global disruption stuff. This isn't a slippery slope...it's a cliff.

Trump is mentally sick. Go get help Donny!💯🙄👈

In Denmark and Greenland we have this thing called democracy. So people vote about what they want, you can’t buy people. Just the thought that you can buy a whole nation and it’s citizens is absurd.

One of the benefits of global warming

What !?!

It’ll probably be a little more expensive than Alaska was... that’s a big price to pay just to compete with Canada for acreage 😁

FakePresident TraitorTrump is out of his gourd. Someone please take away the checkbook. DerangedDonald TrumpHasDementia

Turn it in to a golf course for his highness.

This is beyond stupidity and logical sense! you don't by an Island that belongs to an another country, like you buy a house and you can't buy people (thousand of people) like grocery in a shop. If this is true, then it shows us madness on a level we haven't seen before🤔

Trump has no money at all.

WTH?

Might be a good idea!

This is a prelude to buying Canada, so realDonaldTrump can have his Totalitarian State of America.

Is He crazy?

”Worlds most famous island” - I thought that would be Australia

His friends island is up for sale EpsteinTrumpScandal

That would be interesting. Greenland residents may not appreciate it.But for The United states it would be a smart move in regards to defense.

I hope 🤞 whatever happens, The beauty of green land should stay...No Testing Camps there Pls 🌃

He probably thinks Greenland is .... Green... but it’s the icy one 🤷‍♀️

Just another country he could destroy

This will look verdant and lush when temperatures are ten degrees higher and the ice has melted.

I think Trump is just testing the waters. He's running out of ideas for ways to be controversial. I'm sure the Danes wouldn't just sit back and say, 'Help yourself!'.

Still trying to work out where ‘the worlds most famous island’ is?

he should do it MAGA

Five past presidents have tried to do this. It’s nothing new. Really misleading headline

Why? So we can drill it? He is such an idiot period.

Another DISTRACTION another country another environnement POTUS can ruin. Trump is like a juggler trying to distract people, as he drops 1 ball, he picks up another with a lot of hot gas and bullshit to distract as many as possible. But now we know who he is and what he's done

He’s only doing this because it was secretly discovered that derp Obama immediately sent a $50M pallet of cash when he was asked to buy the Brooklyn Bridge.

Please Greenland don't let him do it. You gonna be terribly fucked.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

All the ice is melting. So much for another tRump ice business. Lmao

He's trying to surround Canada!

Buy Greenland!

That would be a blessing

We can’t afford to take care of our own but he wants to spend USA’s money to buy Greenland? Why?

LET'S BUY IT...! THIS IS BETTER THAN TAKING IT OVER BY WAR, LIKE OUTHER COUNTRY'S..!

Love how the tweet makes it sound like fun shenanigans and not the whims of a worm-brained septuagenarian.

realDonaldTrump idiotic

I’m sure the U.K. would be open to bids for the north of Ireland that would help Brexit out to.

If the US buy Greenland, Canada will surround by the US. Canada will soon be part of the US.

Some people think it makes sense BuyGreenland

MGGA 'Make Greenland Great Again' 😆

Trump's never paid for anything in his life. Stop pretending your story is legit.

He’s taking his grifting act to Greenland now? Was Denmark given ahead up?

He will rename it orangeland

Michael moore was right, I think...he is only desperate for attention...I would be relieved, If that's true.

Trump wants the USA to buy Greenland so he can buy Greenland land later. He already knows (tho he scrubs the data from the public) climate change will turn Greenland into a milder climate so it will be perfect property to build on and profit from.

He figures it will soon be beach front property once he heats the earth up with global warming.

Isn’t Australia the world’s biggest island?

Our Danish politicians have already answered. The answer was: What?! And then 😂😂😂

The question should be, “What does Putin want of Greenland?”

Probably for oil

He knows ice is melting. What resources will be made available when this happens? Something about buying people feels wrong. Not sure why yet. How would I feel if we were sold to North Korea? There it is. FreeGreenland

With taxpayer money?

Trump is a business man. Instead of going to war with Greenland, how about we just use gov money to buy it and then award contracts to american companies to conduct for profit activities. wanker

Will a referendum be held on this there, in the event the Danes agree on a sum? Because if not, this is a throwback to 19th century-style politics, and most unwelcome

realDonaldTrump is just creating another distraction to divert attention away from his recession creation.

Like the whole country? Lol I'm not sure it's either up for sale or affordable? Wouldn't he have to show proof of funds? Lol

Criminal ❗️💀

It’s up to the people. I hope they SAY NO NO NO.

So whatever he says, he recognises global heating is true and is making plans to exploit the country once it’s thawed. Alternatively, he’s trying to divert attention from something else...

He’s confused again. He meant Graceland.

It's pretty simple. Like the scientists who have bought properties on it he wants to have somewhere to go when the effects of climate change really start to bite.

With Russians money?

Trade Puerto Rico and California 3000 carbon credits and the book “ A Green New Deal for Greenland “

It’s always 11am in Greenland, Mister President.

You have to say he knows how to distract people. Released on the same day pathologists find Epstein was more likley strangled than commited suicide.

Good luck 😚😚😚😚😚

Trumpland?

Trump needs his head examined. GreenlandIsNotForSale it is a sovereign nation with own Government and representatives in the Danish Parliament. The man is mad, if he thinks this is ever going to happen.

The leftists feign outrage as if the US has never purchased land before. The echo chamber is in full effect.

But can't afford universal health care.

Wait would he have to ask China for a loan first as America has no money to buy anything!

Still the real estate developer man. Location. Location. Location.

His grimy, slimy, ecology-hating, climate-change denying, preservation-ignorant, nature-destroying little hands shouldn't be allowed anywhere near this 'most famous island.' Everything he touches dies.

Is Greenland larger than Australia ?

Problem, Greenland still officially belongs to Denmark. Trump will have to convince him as well as the 56.000 inhabitants who will undoubtedly have their say.

Go now and never come back.

Just remember, tRump will either be dead or in prison soon - no need to worry.

Trump knows that climate change is not a hoax. The ice is melting Greenland

Hmmmm

He wants to spend tax payers money for Greenland for what purposes? More White ppl as he so claims in the US.

One small practical problem: There is nobody to buy it from. Greenland is not a Danish colony.

Let’s just take it, wtf are they gonna do about it?

The uk should buy the us

I don’t need to read the report to realise that nothing good can come of this, Trump sees everything as a resource he can consume at will for his own profit.

Are we sure he's not drinking?

I think you'll find the world's most famous island is in fact the UK.

As tempting it may sound to sell Greenland before the island melts anyway, due to CO2-pollution, primarily from the US, I think we’ll pass. It is an extremely beautiful area with wild life nature, NOT ready to be ruined by Circus Trump.

Correction: Trump’s father, grandfather and older brother made the Trump name of slumlord in NYC. Donald is the dumber version of Paris Hilton.

Greenland is not for sale, ever! Regards, All Danish people 🇩🇰

Wtf

then we should buy the north pole from Santa Claus!

Trump is being made a fool of by his court jesters. But I wish they told him if he moves there next week he could be King. ...make that tomorrow.

As a golf club for cold weather extremists or just extremists?

The Greenlanders should close down the Yankee base at Thule for the idiot Trumps provocative out bust.

Well it's a report by the WSJ so take it with a pinch of salt.

What is he trying to deflect attention from this time?

I can't stand realDonaldTrump as POTUS aaargggb...come on 2020

This is some Dr. Evil type sh*t, and maybe the first evidence of long-term strategic thinking we’ve seen from our RacistInChief 1) trash the planet 2) melt Greenland 3) build new golf course. Ulterior ClimateMission

jackthedogdave Don't know what's funnier . .these comments . . Or the people who actually believes their votes count for anything . . U p are the reason these fucksticks in dc get away with the crimes they do dumber down and brainwashed . . . .

Has Pres. Trump been playing Europa Universalis 4? Admittedly getting Greenland would make the US Lettering appear much larger on the map! PdxInteractive

Trump wants to buy Greenland 😂😂😂 He’s delirious. Not for sale. Or because it’s very rough right now for Russians, they having no access to build/explore/exploit on Greenland? Maybe he wants to buy it and make possible for Putin to build military bases there? Only an idea.

The US is screwing Puerto Rico and its other territories so why would anyone want to be part of US?

Its Danish. Just imagine the environmental damage he could do. Would be so close to melting what's left of oil and gas exploration Denmark aren't fussy could be up for it🤣🙃

Trump can have Greenland in exchange of California Trump

He should buy Denmark at the same time - would get a better deal that way

MakeGreenlandGreatAgain

Two things for his friend Vlad also for Trump's rich friends/family because he needs a place for them to go to higher ground since he will have ruined the earth for the rest of us ClimateCrisis ClimateChangeIsReal climatechange Earth is on fire ice caps melt sea levels rise

PodSaveAmerica PodSavetheWorld - Go talk to rufusgifford (Former Ambassadeur to Denmark) why this is insane.

Why buy it? Just do what the US usually does, wait until they discover oil, then invade for some arbitrary reason.

Yeah, shit, why not. It’s going to be green in a few hundred years and we will be the cause of it. It might head off some of those climate class action suits coming our way too.

greenlandisnotforsale 🇬🇱💪🏼

That’s because he heard of notmoomi

NOT FOR SALE MUCHO BUCKS. MUCHO MINERALS. YOU CAN NOT MEASURE THE PRICE

Little St James and Big St James? Sorry couldn't read the article behind the pay wall.

When world melts, burns🔥 of and the coasts flood 🌊 as the result of ClimateChange especially after methane afterburner 😅 Greenland will become prime real estate baby💰 ... The president of the United States maybe thinking forward on behalf hisself 😜

He'll never beat the Danes in haggling, so don't worry. The shrewd bastards once made us Swedes pay 32% of our yearly state income to get a fortress back from them. And we built the damn thing outselves in the first place 🤯

Smart man...bout time!

The CIA and Danish authorities have been coordinating rendition flights over Greenland's airspace for decades. The aquisition of the Island allows us to build a military base to provide cover for clandestine maneuvers.

Yes, good idea. Trump2020

Never gonna happen

You can't BUY land in Greenland. You can buy a permission to built a house, but you won't own the land.....

Greenland is Danish Please stop smoking pot realDonaldTrump and behave as a president instead of a fool.

DirkSullivan

The Prime Minister of Denmark has asked aides if it's possible to buy Alaska, sources say.

So the USA can play soccer in EUFA competitions.

Why the hell does he want to 'buy' a country? So he can put anothet tower up or say hes king of the world? His mossion, wich is almost complete is to bankrupt US. I believe hes succeeded, in more ways than one.

Could you see the people giving up their publicly funded healthcare for the American system.

Tell him he's dreaming, Greenland.

Love how he thinks outside the box!!👏👏

Must be oil there!!! Ownership by the US would destroy the culture and introduce greed! Greed! Greed!

I need a maid. Ivanka? Free lodging.

He probably thinks it's a golf course..🤪🤪

For us danes this sounds like a fair deal, you get Greenland, we get California, you only pay 163.000 sq miles of land for 800.000 sq miles of land...

Will he rename it Orangeland?

Latest Trump supporters's chant: 'Buy it out! Buy it out!'

Don't let him

The US bought lots of territory. I suppose it could happen again.

realDonaldTrump is going to tow Greenland south to make that wall between the USA and Mexico to save on bricks. In no way is he going to have it airlifted and dropped onto the Mexicans, killing millions of innocents, no siree! Yeeeeeeee-ha! Greenland wall dropthatwall

Operating costs of Greenland : $1bn a year (50.000 people)

His own private Pedophile Island?

Fascinating. Now back to the impeachment.

Plenty of room for a few missiles,an airport for his F35s a few military camp or he can garden and grow his own veg

MrWonderful2357

Great idea I love it

Let Trump buy Greenland. The United States doesn't need it.🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

Well he can buy Fyn, it's only been used to drive over or sail around... But not surprised over anything he's saying anymore.. AnnexGreenland OrangeMenace

God help Greenland they would need it 🤭

Vi sælger naturligvis ikke Grønland.

Denmark 🇩🇰 is very good investment and lot history of war they of kings same York same Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 same Finland 🇫🇮 same as Canada 🇨🇦 U.K. own Canada 🇨🇦 of wars U.K. trustees first world 🌎 war England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 win all two flag Great Britain 🇬🇧 great king James king

Vi

He can’t even get fundings to his damn Wall og he think he can buy Greenland😂

Trumps green new deal

He wants to buy Greenland..... Yet needed 100million donated to his reelection campaign?.... Mkay

Could have sworn he said being president is eating his pockets now he wants to buy an island? He really is the world’s worst businessman 😂

Yeah, Trump has plan to dodge prison for him, Ivanka and Don Jr. This SOB gets away with Murder and other Crimes. Kremlin Agent 0045 and his corrupy Famil, Moscow Mitch, Graham and other Foes should Rot in Hell for Eternity.

This is like something you'd expect to read on April Fool's day!!!

I wasn’t aware it was up for sale why don’t he buy a little Island called Britain it would be cheap at the moment with a confused government that needs modernising and a nice place to go for there holiday

Also the poor man doesen't know IT IS MELTING because of global warming, so it is a really really BAD investment...😂🤣😂🤣

I think its a great idea🇺🇸🇺🇸

I genuinely thought this was from The Onion.

Well he got $PAID$ from The Satanic Rothchilds, Russian Mob Bosses and Putin, Over 400 Billion from Saudi Prince that killed Ametican Reoprter, Paid from COLUMIBIAN Cartel, they use his Panama hotel for Money Laundering. He had innocent People Murdered like Heather Heigel.

OF COURSE!!! And next time he will buy Denmark.....for his private GOLF course.....🤩🤩😂🤣😂 and I shall be driving a 500 HP Mustang 😂🤣😉😉😋

Let’s focus on the Epstein murder cover up shall we instead of this silly distraction EpsteinSuicide EpsteinSuicideCoverUp EpsteinCoverUp

One thing for sure.... if for some strange reason the US buys Greenland, Puerto Rico should become a state first!

A VERY STABLE GENIUS at WORK

Why

Seanogh AgaKhan Excavated a yacht basin at BigBellIsland in the Exuma Cays Land and Sea Park to create space for boats up to 164ft long at a depth of 14ft below the Mean Water Level (MWL). So, Why do all the rich people buy islands? climatecrises Trudeau fakeenvironmentalist

Who even knows the true land mass of Greenland I've seen a vast different sizes of it on maps, in one case it's shown as the size of Africa, then other's much smaller.

The ice is melting. He wants Greenland so that he can stake a joint claim on the oil under the ice cap.

Sometimes you just can’t make things up

trump illness is a collective term a variety of intervening psychologically abnormal states,characterized by a change in reality assessment,a change in the trumps ability to experience and assess his surroundings and himself,his condition and actions in accordance with reality🇩🇰

Hey, if that happens, we'd be one step closer to referring to Canada as North Montana in a decade or two.

haasted Again?! I'll give you $3.50 for it.

What a moron. Just NO!

Does he know that greenland is hard to reach. It is surrounded by big waters...

Can this POTUS get weirder?

One is unable to test the truth value of one's thoughts, feelings and ideas. This loss of reality may manifest in symptoms such as hallucinations, paranoid thinking, disturbance of consciousness or altered mood.depression; branched shock; incalculable; youth slave mind;

Can't you just say what we're all thinking ... THIS IS FUCKING LUNACY!!!

border-psychosis; maniodepressivity; scrubber; schizophrenia; neurosis; enchanted; nervous disorders; mentally ill; insane; hysteria; nervous disease; undetectable; psychosis; much; Colossal; paranoia; mentally ill; immensely;

screwed, ,mentally ill disabled, psychopathological, insane, erratic, neurotic, compulsive, anxiety neurotic, psychotic, borderline psychotic, schizophrenic, schizoid, depressed, depressive mental retardation bulimic, it's trump,greeting from socialist denmark 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

Why does this article have no sources listed?

What!!

Greenland

Yet another example illustrating the guy is really mental

What’s the world’s most famous island? Great Britain? Australia? Japan? They can’t be such US journo-centric imbeciles as to be referring to Manhattan, could they?

I'm guessing Epstein's Little Saint James 'Island of Sin' would be the world's most famous island that 'Trump made his name on'? ImpeachTheMF WhiteLiesHouse BiggestConJobInHistory Resist

If we own it, we could use the military to protect it from the climate catastrophe. This can justify spending that military money. We could kill anyone who was not conforming to the climate Accord agreement. Gr8 transformation/use of the people who shoot people. Justifies guns.

He'll need somewhere to live bc after the 2020 election he and his treacherous family will no longer be welcome in America and the next President will pose sanctions on Greenland

We can't afford to buy another thing! Get rid of the trillions of dollars in deficit then we could think about procuring other people's property.

and a nice place for a army base a few large run ways.... ill put my tinfoil hat on now....

Sorry, friend. No can do. The Kingdom of Denmark does not sell its citizens. Greenland is an integrated part of a three way kingdom and has permanent seats in our parliament. Besides, Greenland provides space for a lot of US military installations already. Greetings from Denmark.

I wouldn’t exactly call JefferyEpstein's PedoIsland “the world’s most famous island”, but yes, Trump certainly made a name for himself there—among 14-17 year old female sex-slaves, anyway.

A_Milewski Cloud cuckoo land. Is it April

He wants to... What now!?

Dead end

Maybe he and his minions can move there permanently never to be heard from again?

Reality is it was mentioned as a joke a long time ago. Being the “genius” that he thinks he is, he thought it’s actually attainable. No it’s not. You DON’T BUY A COUNTRY! What a MORON

Make greenland great a again. I never thought I would say that and really wish I would have never been given the opportunity to say it. This is just so unnecessary.

This president if he gets elected again will bring the US to its knees!

a lot of space for military bases ...

Anything to stop the Ruskies or Chinks getting hold of it would be good.

Dad is gonna turn Greenland into a Hooter’s Golf Course!

'World's most famous island'? - Trump's not British is he?

Does he know that Greenland is not green? TrumpIsAPatheticIdiot

Would be interesting. They could really lock down the northwest passage. Be interesting to see what the offer would be.

Made his name?

Do you know what an island is?

realDonaldTrump buy Greenland for less cash , He should buy France and Canada too , 😎😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Coming up on FOX... Now that President Trump purchased Greenland...Greenland files for Grexit

So mate Australia is not for sale

Surprised?! Nope....but yeah, wrong place. I expected a warmer climate Island. The guy is a Fruitcake. Our Gov't can't afford to keep our own ppl sheltered, safe and fed. But, so what! Let's go buy another country! Seriously?

Wait ! I thought he wasn’t allowed to do any real estate business or anything else other than being President , according to the emoluments law ? Never mind , Barr will help him break that law. What was I thinking ?🤔

sasdouglas incredible

So little respect for the English language to declare that our president is partnered with the likes of Epstein's times...

He’s either planning his 2020 retirement or going to seek asylum....

He can’t buy Greenland

Hey Pendejo, Pixley,Ca is for sale! Lots of Cow pasture where you can build a Fricken golf course, and even a 1 star motel if you have enough money!

denmark: don't sell. trump poisons everything he touches. really greenland belongs to greenland. no other individual or country should 'own' it. aren't there indigenous people there?

Alvaoscar_

What does Canada think about this?

With your money?

Hmm 🤔 how about buying Mexico? Just a thought ...

No, let Greenland be Greenland. It takes too long to get supplies there in an emergency. You know it is an Island and surrounded by water, lots and lots of water.

President Trump! Get your house in order n raise USA’s standards to at least the same level as Greenland 1st before making a beautiful place toxic...😠

He should come and buy Nigeria. We are tired.

New golf course?

The proud people of Greenland and Greenland- not for sale. They know a conman when they see one

As an american I say this is one of the first things I like hearing from trump

Buy greenland = bid on global warming 😅

Maybe we should consider this idea. Racist in Chief buys the world's largest island from Denmark and creates a safe haven for all the white nationalists (DoN't LiKe iT yOu CaN lEaVe). Since the world won't trade with them he can follow all the isolationist policies he wants 1/

445 days until President Elizabeth Warren

Why a surprise?!!! He's found someway to make $$. The skeevy jerk.

How about a swap? First we take Manhattan....

Power move

As a dane i would say: God idea, lets make a deal. You get Greenland and father Christmas, but you also need to take Copenhagen with all the politicians and immigrants. (We keep the queen). Instead we want the sunny California. OK?

Let's give them 50 bucks and RashidaTlaib.

Better than Puerto Rico.

Trump wants a bigger island than his pal Jeffrey Epstein had.

Isn't it obvious? This is a GOOD thing people.

Using taxpayer money of course. He might as well stand on the White House lawn and light a match against a stack of bills.

So he actually believes in global warming after all, but like the ultra-selfish self absorbed excrement he is, does not want to pay now to limit it. Billionaires get to used to being able to shift money freely.

Trump wants little Baron to grow up to become a water baron.

Let the bidding war begin for Greenland. I am sure China & Russia would have some interest in cozying up closer to US.

He want's to repeat Seward's Folly! Alaska, pffft, who needs it!

Probably because he wants to build a half course there

I suppose 'Make Greenland Great Again' has a certain ring to it. MGGA

RyannaEvans Maybe he wants to keep the rednecks happy

Will the Russians give him a loan?

With OUR money!!

Can we trade Texas for it? If we throw in Mississippi?

Better a brain, poor idiot.

so nestle can bottle all the melting ice....

Don't sell it to him. He'll turn it into a theme park filled with pedophiles.

He is the quintessential bottomlessly greedy exploitative capitalist whose only drive is to scorch the earth for profit. A hellbound destroyer of worlds.

It,s not Greenland but a radio called 24/7 with fake news he is going to buy

Greenland is a lot of ice! If the climate warms significantly, a huge amount of water 💦 will be a result. The future commodity is Water , not oil.

Oh I get it, this would be the head quarters for your SPACE FORCE - right?

Saves invading it I suppose.. will only want to buy it to exploit resources and space freed as a result of global warming

Is there a direct quote, or is only the anonymous sources at it again?

This is too funny, sad, bizarre. realDonaldTrump seems 2 really think he can purchase Greenland, I think for the USA. Kudos 2 the person who put the bee in his bonnet

Remember Seward’s folly

Leave the Danes alone they don’t deserve this

Who cares? Pass an assault weapons ban already.

ManChildInChief YouBuiltThatGOP LOLCult45

If we can afford it, why not? Every artist could use a canvas.

He's being humane and generous, he's seeking a safe space, with echo chambers, for the Democrat/Socialists. KAG2020 Trump2020

Makes perfect sense. Since he's not doing sh!t about global warming, Greenland will be prime real estate in 20 years.

Jesus, lighten up folks, his friend with the rape island just died

To exploit, and thereby, destroy it.

If President Trump said Its a good idea! Get the check book out boys! We are buying it! When will you learn? America stands with President Trump!

Rest assured, trump wont be buying land within 7 metres of sea level.

Sounds like a joke ... 🙄 Greenland is a country and part of Denmark. Maybe Mr Trump wants to buy Denmark as well 😉

Ain’t this some mess

Does he think all the White people come with it? I doubt the Greenlanders will want to become Americans. 🤦‍♂️

What! we need some more ice cubes

ROFLMAO - what a dup!

Have you no shame . Your lies are just incredible

It seems like we should buy back on Country first

His most famous island is pedophile island....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 realDonaldTrump

DISTRACTION

Is Trump writing a check or just putting it on his Visa card?

.realDonaldTrump... earning that MoronInChief title on the daily. Greenland GreenlandNewDeal 25thAmendmentNow

Strategically it helps keep an eye on Europe and rogue polar bears.

Again - FakeNewsMedia do not mention China’s encroachment in the area. Trivializing this to “real estate deal” is why the media is the enemy of the people.

Worlds biggest island? Clearly y'all have never heard of Australia

This is crazy !

Obviously it’s the most sensible location for Space Force headquarters.

People rediculed the American purchase of Alaska. What fools the naysayers were. Buy Greenland, Mr. President. In the long term, it will be worth it to the United States.

In 1946 President Truman offered Denmark $100 million for Greenland to use as a base that wasn't accepted. long before its resources interested anyone. Now there are trillion$$ in untapped recoverable natural resources, probably more than a quadrillion in undiscovered resources

So, will the residents get U.S citizenship or will they be deported for being here illegally and not being rich? These are questions that should be asked before the purchase. Or are we just gonna conquer it. Get them the hats with the horns.

Shut up, TheOnion Wait No.... really?! ☹️

Just more Trump pivot.

And the Danes say, we don’t think so~ it’s just been in the family for such a long long time...

Ice for every American beverage

Damn... you can buy anything on Craigslist!

Oh dearie, dearie me! First he becomes head of state, then he actively encourages xenophobia and now he wants liebensraum. Whatever next?

Not sure if Greenland is for sale but if he buys it would that then Trump the new green deal. I can’t stop laughing.

The rubies Im sure of it 😂

This headline really should read: trump does something even more stimulus than last week

Stop falling for the diversions

Greenland is going to be great again!

Greenland is a part of the Kingdom of Denmark and strictly governed by Home Rule. Why would they ever consider such a prospect?

Well, here you can say he’s in on a GREEN DEAL !!! “TOP OF THE WORLD MA!!!”

Let me guess, he’s gonna get the loan from Russia and claim Mexico is paying for it?

Give me a break! Can we become more of a joke in the world than we already are?

did anyone tell Trump that Greenland is the icy one

TrumpIsRuiningAmerica GodSaveGreenland

I would think making Puerto Rico an official State and taking care of things there might be a higher priority

So what’s “the world’s most famous island”?

Beautiful place!

This is garbage

I always knew Donald J. Trump was the greatest President the US has ever had, if this innovative & smart aqquisition doesn't convince everyone.... nothing will!

Because in less than 15 years, it will melt away. This leaves a whole lotta useable land. Land that will make money. Sign me up, I'll help build communities in Greenland in exchange for a home for a family of four.

LOL this is stupid WSJ. Who cares!

greenland is not the biggest island, have you even looked at a globe? australia is way bigger

Dear Greenland. RUN.

Morning_Joe morningmika why ? So he can send the rejected immigrants to Greenland ?

Maybe he wants to buy it for himself . To get away from all the Democrats and illegals

Why would a traitor POTUS in servitude to Putin, want to buy Greenland? -Just 3 mos ago (in May), Denmark said it was ready to station fighter jets in Greenland if it feels more threatened by Russia's expanding military along its northern coast!

Trump trying to make Plague Inc. easier by making it part of the United States

WTF? What’s he gonna buy it with Russian loan money?

Well, we could use the storage space.

StableGenius

Pfft I would rather him buy ALL of Mexico

While we’re at it, we should buy Denmark as well. It’d be nice to have some territory on the continent to call our own.

Why not! It has more jewels and minerals. Then the rest of the world!

I approve. The United States of America has to expand and grow stronger. With Greenland being a part of us, it'd be badass and historical as long as Greenland is cool with it. If not oh well.

The orange turd needs to be Institutionalized

Yes but what did the people at the time think when USA bought Alaska from Russia think mmmm just think how it would look if USA didn’t buy Alaska very interesting

if the Danes sell it we should by it. They sold us the now USVI a strategic deep water harbor and to this day our flank is protected. Of we buy Greenland I would think we would have quite a land mass and be on top of the world!

Climate change. Greenland is the Florida of the future. Only Trump would capitalize on Climate change.

What did Greenland do to deserve this

BUY IT

Smart idea. Northwest passage, oil and water. Maybe more. Military logistics. smart. No new land on earth so he’d have to buy. Make fun but It’s a really smart idea. Bad for Canada. But good for the USA.

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

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Please somebody volunteer to tell President Ttrump to 'Politely FUCK OFF!' Actually, forget the 'politely' part Geez my friend, I picked the wrong years to endeavour to give up swearing, but Trump is a CNUT Sorry sometimes its just gotta be said uspoli Greenland Denmark

Why not buy Somalia and expose the antisemites to civilization instead?!

Please no!

OK, so what credit card are we putting this spending on?! SMH...

Makes perfect sense. Buy Greenland and send all the illegals there, then all the Democrats. Two problems solved.

CreatedtoLove27 Can we ship all the liberals there?

Lawrence DavidCayJ Whatever you do Greenland, start a GoFundUs page and buy Greenland if you live there. You don’t want this mad man as your landlord!

This is insane! This is not an empty piece of land. There are people Nunuut TaraSetmayer donlemon StephenAtHome TheDailyShow

DigTheDon

Why, as an effort to hide the ice caps melting?

Surround Canada BuyGreenland

Think big

O.k. Who snorted too much cocaine today?

Rebrand: TrumpLand 🤔

It’s painfully obvious a vast majority of you in these comments didn’t read the article or form a coherent reasoning other than “Trump bad” to disagree with this idea.

What gold fever or oil? I mean really? Isn't Greenland a sovereign nation doesn't need to be bought? There are our neighbors and friends this just pisses them off.

This idea is all about making a ton of money

Yet he wants to annex Puerto Rico. Probably the only man to ever inherit $300Million in 1999 and turn it into An organization that is now $1.8Billion in debt & “they” keep loaning him money. Who America? Nope. He filed 6 bankruptcies in America and still “people” keep loaning $.

Didn't know it was for sale.

Trump can’t even take care of Puerto Rico and he wants another island.🙄

Greatest President in history realDonaldTrump POTUS

Trump only wants it because the ice is melting and he imagines all the things under the ice, things he can profit from.

Wow. Trump land

So he can cordone it off from the scientists studying the massive melt of the glaciers.

Is it Trump? Or the U.S. government?

If Trump worked as much for the people as he does running his business from the White House. This country would be better off. Like he stated. 'I make money when people lose thier homes'.

WTH?

This just shows how stupid Donald Trump is Greenland is dissolving before our eyes because of climatechange yet stupid wants to buy it so He can build on it. He’s such an ass.

Forget Greenland, let's buy Denmark. Trump is a genius at franchising his name...let's start franchising the United States

Tremendous idea!

We don’t want fucking Greenland! We want healthcare and education.

Hope NOT! Trump doesn't pay his bills. He will take Greenland to the cleaners. 😑

He just wants a bigger island than Epstein had.

This is GREAT NEWS, as exciting as when Alaska and Hawaii became part of the United States!

The hell...?

Does Trump think Greenland is green? What kind of moronica is going on?

ahahaha 😂Buy Greenland wtf! Trump has run the deficit up sky high, what $$ is he going to use? Is he going to borrow the money from China? Fat chance on that.

Part of the green new deal?

We can’t even take care of Puerto Rico.

Of course. Manifest Destiny for realDonaldTrump means Making America Go Backwards. MAGB

If he wants it there's gold, precious stones or oil. Don't sell he may be trying to have a place to hide a lot of things

Old saying in Houston back in day...whites wanted they own area left Macgregor Ave..built River Oaks...went to Southwest in 1970s left Northside bee...now minorities in Southwest now they want Northside back.. ok...New York all minorites...now they want Greenland...wtf

Does it have a strategic purpose

maybe he can trade Puerto Rico for Greenland . Trump doesn't seem to care about peurto Rico.

The delusional worm wants the US gov’t., meaning us, to purchase Greenland & he can then gain access to untold acres to build his putrid golf courses, casinos & hotels...then, of course, not pay for it! His interests are strictly selfish, although he does want a kingdom to rule!

They do not need us coming in and ruining their pristine land.

He wants a port that he can share with russia, so he and putin can tag team drilling for oil in the Barrents Sea and Artic Ocean

Natural Resources. Betcha. Clever idea and strategicly a good move!

Stalin’s Siberia.. Trump’s Greenland?🤔 I worry that’s where this would lead to. The Orange Buffoon would want to deport anyone who isn’t “from Norway” or don’t look like they are; Exile journalists he calls “the enemy of the people”, basically anyone who doesn’t kiss his fat ass

I don't believe Greenland is for sale. They were pulling Trump's leg and he bought it. Trump is gullible when you give him something to enlarge his ego.

I am thinking: Kill kill kill! That's me!

I wonder if Donny knows there are people of 'color' in Greenland. Inuits. Not sure Donny would get along with 'indians.' Naw. Bad idea.

It was a joke. Somebody made a Joke!! Trump's so stupid he fell for a really, really stupid joke!! TrumpsSoStupid he thought he could buy Greenland!!

It's not like we already have an island we don't take very good care of.

Let him so maybe we can get rid of him before he wrecks the country!!!

Who said it was for sale

Has anyone offered to sell him a bridge in Brooklyn?

I would say good and I hope he moves there but I wouldn’t wish him on anyone but Putin or Un.

What the hell is wrong with that man

Everything is reality and physical I do not do political and science with propaganda selfish hpyocrite speaking words

Because he is smarter than yoy

Are there any countries anywhere that don't find us amusing, embarrasing, and, with nuclear capability, terrifying?

They better hurry up and impeach the SOB!!!

It’s not for sale tRumpy!!! Signed: Denmark

POTUS greenlandUSA Yes!👊🏼

Knowing this President, if this is true, there will be profound reasons why.

Greenland tonight:

He wants to name it Trump Island. Only rich white people can live there. In order to keep out POC, he’ll build a wall around it.

Greenland is beautiful. I hope this is for real.

They didn’t even have contestants in that hokey pageant trump used to own. What kind of country is that?

Let’s just take Canada. They gave us Dan Aykroyd and...other folk, let’s just take Canada.

Good god he’s up to weirder shit

Can he even point to it on a map?

We aren’t even close to capacity in the states between California and Illinois. Why do we need more land?

realDonaldTrump is power mad.

Trump is no doubt confusing Greenland with Iceland.

Trump stands tall and serves big!

51 stars. What might the new flag look like? 51 being a prime number , cannot be expressed as the product of two positive integers, X and Y, both greater than 1. So, without a rectangular field.. 2 rectangles ? X×Y + U×V = 51 ? Can it be done ? 3 by 7 and 3 by 10 - looks ?

Next up on the dictator checklist: ✅ World expansion

Could be a great base for SPACE FORCE command

He can turn Eric the Reds dairy farm into a Viking theme park.

And his followers still think he is sane?

The US government will provide the cash needed for the purchase with trumps name on the deed. My guess is, that’s where he plans on deporting all the immigrants to

WHY NOT MAYBE HE HAVE DREAMS & IDEAS realDonaldTrump GET YOURS HERE!

Maybe he can get Mexico to pay for it!!

I’m sure the president has a real good reason to buy Greenland! He’s a few steps ahead of most of us!

Thanks to exjon ...............

Is this an experiment to see how quick he can fuck it up?

You always say freedom bla bla.... It that Hong Kong is part of American?Let's talk about Washington Massacre,ok?Your army murder 4 people and hurt so much people，it that democratic and freedom，justic and peace， you are just a joke

Why does he want to build a trump tower there at the taxpayers expense.

It’s not though

Omg. Dare I say 'what next'? For sure he would want to change the name to Trumpland.

Why would Trump buy Greenland? Because he is the sh**iest business manager in human history, obviously. Like a Fecal King Midas. TrumpSlump

Bot shit

WTF !!!!

what the fuck is this man-child thinking?

Is this for real? Lmao

AW HELL NO BRO

WTF?

Nice to see hes using our money on things that we dont need

In the grand scheme of things this idea aint half bad, relative to all his other ideas. I would rather see him pursue this then the dumbass wall or space force etc.

This is such a stupid distraction play by him. Be better wsj

He is doing it so you will spend your time dealing with this and, this, he can do the stuff he needs to get done.

He probably wants to fail at another business like Trump ICE.

If the U.S. acquires Greenland I'm moving there immediately.

I'll bet Trump thought they said Disneyland.

Louisiana purchase. Alaska. How did they turn out?

He made his name on Great Britain?

That belongs in the file that will accompany him to whatever institution he lands in when the spinning top collapses.

The new setting for destination weddings.

He just wants an island like Epstein RapistInChief

Um, okay

I think it's a great idea, it can be the last bastion once we're fully invaded from the southern border.

Where the fuck would we get the money! We have none, especially now with the GOPs tax breaks. I guarantee you this was Ivankas idea. ......'Daddy.....can we buy another country pretty pretty please? '.......IllegitimatePresident

I just feel so bad for Denmark bc his ass is going to be visiting !!! Hopefully he’ll like it enough and keep his ugly old crazy ass over there ! But On his way I “hope the plane doesn’t crash” 🤔

At it again WDJ ?

Paging SatWcomic

I’m sorry what?

Has anybody told him they don't speak English there? Or is he just planning to deport them all?

Greenland..”deposits of coal, diamonds, and many metals – including silver, nickel, platinum, copper, molybdenum, iron, niobium, tantalum, uranium, and rare earths – are known to exist, but not yet in commercially viable deposits.” BUYING IS BETTER THEN TAKING/ GLOBALIST AGENDA.

Sounds like they are in for some liberating.

Maybe he's looking for a White Supremacist homeland. I think Greenland would be ideal for them.

Australia?

FuckTrump

realDonaldTrump is Broke besides they pay he gets for being President & surely thats not enough to pay back Deutsche Bank!!! So how would one who is broke acquire land as big as Greenland?

We can do that with all the spare cash we have stashed away.

Brilliant let’s do it

Must be why he's pushing coal. To melt Greenlands ice.

If anyone is evil enough too sell it to him....were doomed! selfaccountability SayNo2Trump

We should buy it. I’ll move there! Greenland State Police will need some cops.

This is brilliant.

Says that he definitely believes in global warning then.

Is there oil there?

Hate to tell him Denmark will never sell it

Greenland? That's where all the mermaids live!

Is this where they want to put the “Space Force” base? 😂

OUR PRESIDENT. KNOWS WHAT HES DOING. 😀 HE HAS A BRILLIANT IDEA IN MIND.WE ALL SHALL SEE SOON ENOUGH.

Considering how we currently treat puerto rico I'm not sure we should also have Greenland.

just wondering--does CONGRESS still have Constitutional power of purse? Is he buying it so we cannot go there to report on global climate disaster?

So Trump is an expansionist as well eh? How about that?

Haha! Love this idea. So Trump. Louisiana Purchase from the French, Alaska from the Russians, and now Greenland from the Danes. But would they sell...?

Great Plan

Maybe we should buy Russia too.

C’mon people, this is not normal! What’s next? Norway? He really likes people from Norway.

He thinks it’s nice and warm there. DumpTrump

Do not let this POS do anything of the sort

if it's for sale, trump will get it and destroy it for fuel or coal or whatever.

He hasn’t bought the Brooklyn Bridge yet! Why hasn’t anyone sold it to him?

Why not?

Maybe he should start with Iceland and work his way up

Why not resources are fantastic and the location

Greenland is widely believed to hold excellent potential for a host of natural resources, including zinc, lead, gold, iron ore, heavy and light rare earth elements, copper and oil.

Trump needs to Epstein’s island. For full price. In advance.

It would be as historic as the purchase of Alaska. Greenland is rich in natural resources.

Must be planning for global warming even though he denies it exists.

Desperately seeking more white people.

He made his name on Alcatraz?

Move there and maybe the libs won't follow.

This ass is making R.E. Deals while in the W.H. WHICH LAW IS THAT HE BROKE AGAIN

Let’s do this, give it to Trump and his flock to create MAGAland, and then team up with the rest of the world to save the climate and freeze those fuckers in a couple generations.

I did not know Greenland was for sale!

Well now I understand his resistance to stopping global warming.

He wants to buy Australia?

It makes sense long term with the polar ice caps melting new trade routes in the Atlantic will be a huge profit.

Only an unstable feeble-minded dunce like dumb donnie trump realDonaldTrump would ever believe Greenland was available for sale. He is already destroying it with his refusable to protect our earth. ImpeachDonaldTrumpNOW

I see this as a great move, long term, its a potential relativley ice free land that might just hide a very lush tundra, Short term..strategy position and resources. I bet its the long game for Trump.

He’s like someone’s demented uncle spouting nonsense at Thanksgiving.

Green New Deal?

Oh hell ya

This isn't that crazy of an idea. The United states has offered to buy Greenland before. Just because president Trump came up with it doesn't make it a bad idea. A simple article like this shows how insane we all have become. You can dislike the idea without the vitriol.

Buy it!

Barnes_Law It’s not like it’s not of extreme national security importance to us.

This is the latest divert and confuse tactic

Great more oil.

Could somebody buy the U.S. and kick out the MoronInChief?

And who is paying for it? Trump's credit score has to be in the dumps.

Great idea. From a missile defense standpoint alone, Greenland is extremely valuable. And we could stop paying rent for Thule AFB. Do It! MakeGreenlandGreatAgain

Greenland, I’m so sorry....

Seems clear that he’s trying to control the Northwest Passage at both ends

I hear Barron Trump, Donald’s youngest son, is extremely smart. Maybe POTUS45 needs to be asking Barron for help when making any kind of decision. Are his older offspring giving him very good advice? Questionable! TheDemocrats 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Oh please. Using other people’s money. But then, he could go be a king there and be on an island? Hmmmm.

realDonaldTrump MSNBC the FBI can still find you there in Greenland you can run when you get thrown out of office but you cannot hide

This sounds like a great idea: We can buy Greenland Send Trump and his brainless worshipers over. Rename the island Magaland.(Don’t worry citizens of Greenland) many won’t make it through the winter. When they’re numbers are dwindling, overthrow king Trump. Become New Greenland!

CommonManRadio DegenerateTBone are broadcasting live from America's 51st state.

Would acquiring Greenland make the us the largest country in the world?

Another Trump distraction! He just has to yell 'Squirrel' and you guys take your eyes off the ball. For such distractions, provide facts on what it would cost and how long it would take to buy Greenland. People can then decide if Trump is as stupid as he seems to be - or not.

That’s actually a great idea if Denmark would sell. Buy Greenland and admit it along with Puerto Rico and DC as states.

With the US in debt for 23 trillion dollars, I hope they don't take a check from Trump! He is the king of debt.

I’d move there. Arkansas is too humid this time of the year.

They have a big aluminum factory In Greenland.

I thought we were past this sort of thing...

Not aware Denmark has it listed with Sotheby!

MGGA makegreenlandgreenagain Just think, he could melt all that ice to make Trump branded glacial water and the build a giant gulf course.

When is this crazy going to end?!?!?!

Remember he’s a businessman 😆

Can he find it on a map?

Just look at how he treated Puerto Rico

As soon as climate change melts all the ice it'll be prime farmland and all those starving people in the equatorial regions will have to be fed.

Australia is 3.5x larger

Must’ve found some oil

Way to normalize this stupidity,

Financed by you know who! US!

It'll warm up, becoming more temperate and balancing out future deserts created in the Southern States due to the fossil fuel-led climate that definitely isn't going to happen.

Wonder if we can trade it for California?

Is Adolf Trump really that gullible to think he can buy Greenland?

Bc than the devil can truly destroy this planet Greenland is the earth's thermometer... an indicator of what is going on with our ecosystem

My gut says natural resources

He does understand that AMERICA would be buying it not TRUMP Inc., right?

I’m just here for the TDS. If Obama wanted to acquire Greenland the same fools would be calling it the greatest idea in the history of the world

A more interesting question is why don't countries buy and sell land off each other more often? It beats invasion and more productive countries with greater resource requirements can expand peacefully.

OMG

He also held a press conference announcing a fucking Space Force.

Can we take care of PuertoRico first?

In chess terms, POTUS realDonaldTrump’s strategic purchase of Greenland would be a zugzwang moment for Russia & China, placing them at a disadvantage if they encroached any further on America’s Arctic domain. The GreenlandPurchase would be a genius geopolitical checkmate.

Uhhhh that’s Danish territory.

Make Greenland Great Again 🙌❤🇺🇸🕆

Brucepike11 Please buy Alberta. We are basically Texas-North, and we’re smothering under the Globalist yoke of JustinTrudeau

Who would we even pay? Just let then vote....

He probably just wants to build a new golf course.

Great idea. Let Trump be President of Greenland provided he resigns and lives there

WSJ is peace of goat shit. -- just like NYT -- but more stinkier.

Please no, don’t let him fuck up another country.

That's what Greenland looks like? Looks like some damn vacation spot! We should acquire it ASAP!

Well, they bought Alaska from Russia. Why not Greenland from Denmark?

Two words: Arctic Ocean.

Dont you guys have enough debts already? Give access to free healthcare and education first

~ If he does, then we want to buy back what is rightfully our anyways, and that being the San Juan Islands, Wash. of which was awarded to the U.S.A. in a Shady Conflict of interest between the U.S. and Kaiser Wilhem I of Germany.

Do eet.

Most famous island is probably... Japan? I think Japan

The country is practically bankrupt now as it is after Trump for three years. The House better not let him buy another damn thing. Get him the hell out of there!

AnwayAlison Another distraction as his economy crashes ...

Why? Because he figures that there won’t be any blacks or brown people there. So go ahead and buy it and send your Trumps, Kushner’s, KKK, White Nationalist, Nazi’s, White Supremacist to Greenland and rename it Whiteland. .realDonaldTrump .SpeakerPelosi .CharlesMBlow .Rosie

Makes an aweful lot of strategic sense.

Wait. Greenland is more famous than Australia or England/Scotland

Oh great, America on all sides. Why not just buy Canada as well?

Why don’t we buy Denmark ...get it for free

Does he promise to never come back?

How much?

Put it on Mexico's tab

Poor people

Lolololol, as in China, No. Korea, Saudi holdings ~ how many “bigly”, “tremendous” buildings and golf courses do you see?

Manhattan not the most famous island at all. 90% of people don’t know it as an island

Dear Greenland: If the story is true, Donald Trump wants to acquire you. He isn’t satisfied with simply destroying America, he wants a small island where he can be dictator & stop extradition. Feel free to ban his entry into your country. TrumpSlump Racist

He'll only be buying the world's biggest island during his stay on Fantasy Island.

I think you are mistaken, he certainly didn't make his name here!

What next 🙀🙀🙀🇨🇦🇨🇦

'... has captured the president's imagination.' You realize he's insane, yes?

Is this part of Trump’s plan to surround Canada before the invasion? That is one hell of a way to settle a tiff with Justin Trudeau.

a new country. A Lefist Utopia and anyone unhappy or hates America can go live.

great idea

He has never bought anything with his own money, so who’s paying for it?

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge golf course. The whole country. Let’s do it Trump2020

They will probably give him a price he'd say no to.

With who’s money

So let me get this right, we have other territories that aren't even states (Guam, PR, etc) & have no voting rights in Congress but we want to purchase Greenland, like it's up for sale? We don't even have a strategy to stop the....

Trump thinks he can play golf over there.

Go for it 👍🇺🇸

Another damn pipe dream ‼️😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡‼️

Putin told Trump to buy Greenland? Since the US is now in Russia's back pocket... wouldn't be surprised. GOP SenateGOP HouseGOP: Do your homework big time on this one. Where there's smoke... there's fire. Especially with this guy who's always thrived on making dirty deals.

Sewards Folly

Maybe Trump should look at $4 trillion debt he created. Maybe thinking about buying Greenland would be a bad idea when the $1.8 tril taxcut didn't pay itself and you're at record deficit spending levels. ...especially when you told the sheep you'd cut the debt in half.

Trump hotel in Iceland with northern lights!!!! Get this fkr out of office!

Puerto Rico.

We Americans are so dumb to get drawn into stupid Trump like discussions. What a waste of mind power. Trump can't even reduce our deficit or produce an Affordable Healthcare plan for Americans but he can waste WH admin resources to discuss buying Greenland. Wrd about Puerto Rico?

Not today, or any day, satan!

How will he build a wall on a country with no borders?

Yes! That would be wonderful.

The phrase 'Drunk with Power' comes to mind ... Except he says he doesn't drink ... 'High with Power'? ReinInThePower

Doesn't realDonaldTrump have enough to do? Just another diversion from what he's really doing to us.

Wasn’t he just losing $1 billion from being president or something? I imagine Greenland is a little expensive

No wonder he could care less about global warming, for him like corporate members in the past its get filthy rich first and worry about your children and grand children’s future dead last

How about he reimburse all the cities he hosted racist rallies in first for the extra security incurred?

Is this like “Look! There’s a squirrel!”....?

a little too convenient wsj decided to push this bizarro story to distract when the market is not looking good.... gotta wonder how many such stories they have ready to go on just the right day.

One of the things people love about Trump is his ability to TROLL the media. You'd think they'd figure it out eventually but they continuously take the bait. Gulla Bull...

Give me a break!! Distraction.

A report by nytimes that made their mob mentality groups outraged, so they changed the headline is still in circulation. Proves that nothing matters but keeping outrage mob alive is all that matters to this and other news outlets like since that is all they have.

So? Lots of minerals there to exploit. Nothing wrong with that.

Let me guess? No extradition donnie2scoops 🍨 DerangedDonald dipshitdonald DontDeportMelania TrumpBodyCount TrumpEpstein pervsofafeatherclub trumpworstpresidentever

Let me guess what the US could do with Greenland🤔🤔🤔...mmmmm... I KNOW!! Store all the illegal immigrants that don’t want to go back to their country!!

Do it! realDonaldTrump

What! He wants to ruin another part of the world!

If he only gets a chance he should definitely do that.

I want Greenland😁

Idiota.

Oil exploration maybe?

These distractions from the spiraling economy, mass gun violence epidemic, open racism, and encroaching rape culture are getting desperate

Well if they do not fix our emissions and other climate issues it may be prime real estate soon.

Why not we have tropical places

Let's Make A Deal's post Presidential job? Please consider. I love the Greenland deal. PERFECT👌location for monitoring from space. Your persona is doing a great job. What you're doing, I'm not sure. Thanks for putting yourself in the position you have. It's a hard knock life 😂

I’m sure the moron wants to drill there and destroy more of the environment for his rich cronies.

With climate change....whats going to be left!

It would be better to sell Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, and South Carolina to pay off the national debt.

Master of lies and distraction

Oh it's a green new deal called a greenland 😂😂😂

Prime farmland in warmer next century. Western-hemisphere bread basket in 2100's (following desertification and abandonment of US great plains).

This guy is Lex Luthor lol. Step 1. Deny global warming Strip 2. Buy Greenland Step 3. After the ice melts, build golf courses Step 4. Profit

He’s probably trying to sell Puerto Rico as well.

realDonaldTrump How bout you sell Texas to buy Greenland? We’d love to get the f**** away from you

Who is he going to borrow the money from, Russian bank?

For himself, personally? Or to add as a U.S. territory?

With what? Smoke an mirrors. Like all his other 'investments'.

Well... that’s mighty white of him. 🙄 Look, he better concentrate on who he’s going to blame for the recession that’s heading his way. I don’t think that the people of Greenland wants to be associated with stupid(🍊🤡)

I’m not sure how yet, but *somehow* buying Greenland is part of Trump’s master plan to create his own kingdom and stay out of prison.

Look at all the sheep getting sucked in to this BS haha so halarious!!!

He wants it so we can go there when a disease breaks out

I don’t know why he said that buying Greenland 🇬🇱 I guess something might be underneath and being president he might know!!!!

It’s the new Green Deal only improved. Trump2020

So let him buy it. Most of the time it is a frozen wasteland. Maybe he needs an unlimited supply of ice cubes for his hotel and golf course.

He's trying to change the subject folks from the upcoming recession. Don't go for it.

Good god no for the Sake of Greenland

I can’t help but feel, yet again, offended for Puerto Rico.

He thinks there’s lots of golf courses there. It’s called “Green” land, right?

I think we should buy Hong Kong

Relates to the widely known reality of CLIMATE CHANGE, vis-à-vis any proximate motives

Maybe China will lend us the money to buy Greenland.... Just add it to our tab!

Buy it with WHAT The IdiotInChief has already raised the deficit IN A STRONG ECONOMY. How much more of this moron do we need to take? RacistInChief

Besides the point, but wouldn't Australia be a bigger island?

Buy it. The place is beautiful. Good deal.

With what money? We are entering a recession and students owe $1.5 billion in student debt.

Could it be the amazingly high numbers of pedophiles that live there? He’d be right at home and could replace his friends that are falling by the wayside.

Is Greenland even for sale lol

realDonaldTrump knows all about Greenland.

Look what happened with Alaska, the best investment u.s. made, at the time it was a folly. I like the idea.

Logistically, this would be brilliant

Perhaps an area for all illegal immigrants.

He was down playing when he had said the continent ( Africa) as ' shit holes' to him the whole world is the realseate venture's!

Oh yes then he and his family can become Imperial leader of Greenland

Hey trump go be the biggest hugest president on that island and get the hell out of here Il help you move and settle in!

Not a bad idea. It would bring us closer to the European economy. Just remember that everyone downplayed the purchase of Alaska but it turned out to be a huge economic success.

Mexico will pay for it.

His F’cking EGO is bigger than Greenland

98% sure fake news, but this would definitely change military thinking in artic region. Understand there is also liquid black stuff up there too

Wow - realDonaldTrump can add more States to the Union...Pretty Historic Indeed! Trump2020LandslideVictory

Those poor Greenlanders.

Does anyone here believe that trump knows Greenland is ice and Iceland is green? I doubt realDonaldTrump knows.

Is it a Christmas gift for Putin?

OIL COMPANIES ANYONE?

When the hell is your election?

Hmm, “Seward’s Icebox” worked out.

Good idea 💡 no Democrats allowed though, that should be nonnegotiable. Because they would fucking ruin it like everywhere else!

Dragon energy got him thinking about all those rare mineral resources...

Military base closer to Russia

OMG... The show is out of hand😠

He mistook Geenland as Iceland... And thinks it's like a summer getaway

It makes sense. In 50 years when the US is uninhabitable due to climate change Greenland will be prime real estate.

Great smart purchase

Knowing that humans can not pass the firmament, Trump decided to buy 'Mars', right MarsRovers, MarsCuriosity, nasa? FlatEarth

To send all his arch enemies to. Cut off all communications to the rest of the world. Have a nice stay Hillary.

He must want to put a hotel there

What TF!

At first I was concerned about adding in more liberal voters and then I realized we have Imported more Dem voters each month this past year from Latin America than the entire population of Greenland. Meh...

I hope we all realize he is trying to force himself into our history books with as much random garbage as possible. He's all about trademarking so it'll be renamed Trump Land and he'll put a tower in the center.

Interesting, tell me more

A lot of volcanic wealth there

Trump probably thinks he can buy Greenland, the way Manhattan was purchased, for $29. with mirrors and smoke screens.

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That would be Way COOOOL !

Awesome!! Do it! Buy it pres Trump!

Please quit this. Just give us the news, man. The speculation and maybe-ism is super tiring.

That’s kind of a “cool” idea.

Is it for sale? 🤦

JFC.

With what money? He’s already bankrupted our country, just like all of his businesses. VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare TerroristInChief

Dont you POTUS Or even us have bigger and more pressing issues than acquiring land for who tf knows the benefit.

I can't think of any reason for him to want to purchase Greenland except to hand it over to Russia.

Won't be icy for long according to AOC

With whose money?

Can the US buy it and then we call it Obamaland? Make it the 51st state...

This is literally genius

Hopefully his aides will continue to take the idea with varying degrees of seriousness.

1 He Wants to Breed a New RACE. 2 USE IT FOR NUCLEAR TESTING AND MILITARY GAMES OR STOCK PILES. 3 HE WANTS TI DRILL FOR OIL. CAUSE I DONT SEE HIM CREATING A SANCTUARY FOR ENDANGERED SPECIES! OH WAIT A MINUTE A NEW RETREAT FOR HIM AND PUTIN! Yeah that’s it! 😂👍 🌊🇺🇸 vote 🔵

What the actual... He absolutely cannot have Greenland. I don’t care how much fake money he has.... Some places have to stay out of his range...

OMG! I love this POTUS

Well, the displaced auto workers in Flint, Michigan are probably now wondering if they should move to Greenland, to find work, and affordable housing, there. And whether GM and the US Govt will be open to subsidizing that relocation - like that tv show, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Makes sense. Here’s why GreenlandMining MinesAndMoney

To turn it into what? The latest environmental catastrophe?

Maybe he has finally realised global warming is real and this is his way of making sure he has somewhere to survive once the US and the rest of the world turns to shit.

It would be a fantastic listening post. BuyGreenlandAndReFortify YouCantTrustTheChinese

not like it hasn’t been tried before. 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is just another attempted distraction.

Probably jealous of the toys his bestie has and wants one too.

T-man buy it. I’m sure he could get a personal loan somewhere, he has wonderful credit, he says.

So he basically acknowledges climate change by saying this. And this is the plan?!

Now I know why he wants coal. If the planet keeps warming, Greenland will be prime real estate

He wants it for the oil. Will likely work himself in the deal too, along with his buddy Putin. And I am not joking.

ATTENTION: DISTRACTION TACTIC BY A FAILING ECONOMY, RECORD LOW IN THE POLLS , RACIST , UNAMERICAN PRESIDENT.

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realDonaldTrump Falling for the classic viking trick of naming the awesome place Iceland and the uninhabitable place Greenland.

What FoxNews segment did he watch that brought on this idea?! I don't even know what insane theory he would have regarding this? Stop global warming by spreading all the ice? He thinks Greenland is green and wants a golf resort? My brain right now: 🤯😵😭🥺

Good evening , Once again this should serve as a reminder of our President Trump's smart real estate chioce, a couple weeks ago I suggested Antarctica, Trump today Greenland, I mean really. America we must think long term, Greenland North of rotation pulling all gases upwards.

Purchase it!

Why buy it? It is a great strategic locale for defense.

I’ve been to Greenland. It and it’s people are beautiful. Trump should keep his disgusting, orange, tiny hands off of it.

He doesn’t even have the money to buy Mercer island!

And rename it after his buddy Epstein?

Trumplandia

Maybe he’s moving there! I heard on Face book , might not be true! If he doesn’t make it to be president again! All hell was going to break loose! What ever that meant?

Perhaps he's planning his exile?

would be interesting but dont see it happening

what in the sam hell is going on here

I bet the Russians are having a panic attack about now. 😂

Maybe he should buy one of the four Mexicos instead...

He can rename Trumpland.

In 1867 the USA purchased Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million. What a deal!

There could be cities of gold underneath all that snow😉

We would be better served with open borders with the America’s. Greenland serves us no purpose. The America’s would finally see the unification dream. China and Russia would shudder.

He wants to send all the latinos there

Why is the WSJ wasting ink on another of Trump’s fantasies? Have we not had enough of them?

WHAT NEXT!!!

Please don't massacre ANOTHER country. Let's limit it to 1.

Oil

I’m sorry WhaT?

Does he even know where it is?

Trump island. De plane de plane. Trump jr can play the part of tattoo. Every week he can have a villainous guest. Putin one week, Moscow Mitch, North Korea leader. Marco Rubio could be a bell hop.

Sounds like more FakeNews bullshit to distract from Epstein and the Shooter in Philly last night

He wants to purse what has failed in 2 attempts before, lets see 🇩🇰 will respond to the offer this time.

Trump wants to add Greenland to his empire. Heaven help us all. 😩

Truman considered that, even had meetings with Denmark. We should trade California for it, but the Danes probably don't want it. Greenland

I'd like to opt out of this reality

You know what fuck sure let's buy it. Just cause

Let him buy it with his own money. What is going on here

“Well the ice caps can’t melt if we just...buy...them, right?”

My God No!!! Anything trump touches only death and destruction follows .

Fuckkk no

Trump is just trying to Bankrupt America for Putin before he goes to prison.He better go to prison and his Family too

Snort. Hahahahaha Hahahahaha snort.hahahahaha. stablegenius

Let’s do it

Clinton made his name on Epstein Island 🌴

The people of Greenland have tricked the president. Donald, Greenland is not as big as it appears on maps and globes.

It would raise the U.S. literacy rate. Iceland's is 99%, compared to 86% for the U.S., according to the World Atlas.

Is it for sale?

I’m for it if all you white supremacists move there. Enjoy climate change.

How crazy are you!! WE ARE NOT FOR SALE!!!!!! 🇬🇱 idiot

Because that's just what we need.... MORE citizens he is too inept to care for.

Excellent idea! How about he makes Mexico pay for that? realDonaldTrump MakeGreenlandGreatAgain

No you cannot buy semi-autonomous Greenland from Denmark. The Self-Government Act of 2008 has been transferring rule to Greenland

colaresi is this all to avoid extradition treaties or because he watched that episode of borgen?

Trump made his name on Love Island?

Megalomania is a disease that should not be promoted or empowered especially, when it is the one person in this century who personifies it, that is Donald Trump.

Don’t be fooled. Trump does not control the purse strings. Congress does and the democratic majority would never approve the purchase. Once again his using distraction to detract for the impending recession

I like the idea. A new wave of Economic development for both Greenland and the United States.

This is too funny!

The Wall Street Journal thinks Manhattan is the world's most famous island. I doubt 20 percent of Americans even know that it's an island.

Pretty sure Australia is a much bigger island.

SusanneSCHAFFE2 ,RomanWenzl Wow😳

Good. He should buy it and move there. Let them have ya. Not that I have anything against Greenland. He’s just gotta go from here. 🦵 👋

I’m guessing someone gave him a Risk board. You’re next Kamchatka!

Inept TV entertainer is getting really boring. He ain’t so cute anymore.

Not an original idea... Purchase of Greenland was contemplated back in 1946 for $100 million; offer was reportedly turned town by Denmark.

Annex Greenland like Russia did with Crimea... free

I'm sure he's thinking golf course (like golf green, right?), and a great place for a resort as it warms up due to (whisper) climate change. He can get the US to pay for it, lease it for $1/year, all good. Profit profit profit.

Stop enabling this level of stupid narcissism.

Imagine being this mentally challenged.

what happened to the allegations against Donald Trump for RAPE? or is Greenland more fascinating?

won't help Puerto Rico But wants to Buy an Island Whose money is going to use? already heading into a Recession and 2 Trillion more in Debt THE BANKRUPTCY KING wants to spend some more

The closest thing to Scandinavia we’ll ever get without a Democrat in power AOC

JosephSteinberg Greenland is not for sale, and there's really no need to speculate on buying it, probably easier to try to convince the world it's being used as training facility for islamic terrorists and then just invade it, the US is very experienced on the matter

Headline should be: 🤡💩🦳4🧠 Has another bad idea.

Just another tactic to divert our attention away from his failing economy, his unsuccessful trade negotiations, his racist, homophobic, and xenophobic personality and tweets.

Would be a huge flex.

So in 2 years well see 'terrorists' from Greenland and in 3 years Trump'll have to invade Greenland to save the local population from ice-isis....

realDonaldTrump would destroy it

'Hey Donnie! We are not selling' - The Queen of Denmark

So, is he willing to give them the same subsidies as Denmark has? I think not.

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Let's see what other country president dildo can destroy

is trump buying australia ?

realDonaldTrump checking zillow right now...

OMG trust me that's not how he made his name.

Ahem! it's part of the EU and its citizens are EU citizens.

...folks, c'mon

So he does believe in global warming. Hmmm. Interesting.

Yes! His very own Country totally bought and paid for?

It’s pretty hard to take Trump-supporting conservatives seriously with this modern day lasagna-brained Caligula as their leader. There’s a world of a difference between frequent gaffes and bad policy on the one hand and having a tenuous grasp on reality on the other

'Make Greenland Great Again.'™️

We did alteady sell the Virgin Islands to the US some 103 years ago at the price of 25 milloin USD Greenland will be a bit more expensive. In fact Greenland and Denmark might make a bid for the US. If nothing else we would bring new management...

SMcdotard He already have an island is called Puerto Rico and he has failed miserably

shouldn't he be golfing right now? he's done enough damage already

Wait, who's SELLING Greenland?

Would be just like him to buy something that is literally melting away...

I tried to tweet something funny here, but my mind is blank because I cant actually get my head around someone running the United States, actually inquiring about buying A FUCKING SOVEREIGN COUNTRY! There is no way this isn’t a 4 year long bad dream. Wake me up! greenland

Um. Australia?

He could rename it Trumpland.

Most famous island you mean Great Britain

And for to amplify this nonsense is peak Trumpism.

Well sure he does! He has the whole federal budget to play with. Who is going to stop him?

MAGA ISLAND!

husainhaqqani With what money?

Epstein island?

when the boss you have to defend on national television says he wants to buy Greenland

How is Greenland the world's biggest island?

Do it..... it could finally live up to its highly misleading name in 100 years if AOC and Swedish Girl are right.

I don't think green land wants to be part of the United States

All the idiots dunking on this idea apparently haven't heard of the Louisiana purchase?

Easy 100 year plan... Trump buys Greenland. Libs won’t even visit out of spite, so it becomes a Repub haven. Now the earth is on fire b/c of Repub deregulation, we are all underwater, and they are chillin at the North Pole watching Trumo TV in some Trump housing project.

There is certainly no harm in asking whether Greenland could be purchased. A potential purchase could be of great benefit to the US and the residents of Greenland.

AntiTrumpReport Poor people in Greenland! I bet they all leave if this happens.

MAKE GREENLAND GREAT AGAIN!

Generations are going to look back at 2016 thru 2020 (The Trump Presidency) as one of most dumbest periods in US history.

Kind of a misleading headline, dontcha think?

If Greenland was truly for sale, VailResorts would buy it. Then Greenland would be Epic! epicpassclub EpicPass

Trump has asked advisers whether the U.S. can acquire Greenland, listened with interest when they discuss its resources and geopolitical importance, and, according to two people familiar with the deliberations, has asked his White House counsel to look into the idea

Um, Britain is the world’s most famous island.

Yes

He is nuts!

WE WANT GREENLAND! 🇺🇸 AnnexGreenland

Not the Onion. Congrats.

LET'S FUCKING DO IT

He's a Jeffrey Epstein wanna be, but with more grandiosity.

Maybe he’s planning his escape

When was the last time the U.S. acquired new territory? Buying the Virgin Islands in 1917?

How many monkey butlers will there be?

He wants to buy Australia?!?

Are we sure this dude isn’t confusing his job with a game of risk, trying to take over the map? And then confusing risk with monopoly by trying to build hotels everywhere? Seems possible for an old person with dementia.

With what money

Wild

TrumpsFolly hastag starts trending in three, two, ....

From money he stole from the tax payers

Well Americans did buy the Virgin Islands from Denmark in 1917 so...

China?

Please, no one give him any more ideas. Someone distract him, quick. Wave a cookie in front of him or something.

Trump made his name? Cheat? Swindler? Deadbeat? What?

Makes sense - global warming will make it a great place to be. Which puts the lie to his denials of it.

Good God!

the President wants to… buy… Greenland… ?

What an egotistical nutcase - he probably wants to start his own version of Epstein Island. TrumpIsADisgrace InternationalEmbarrassment

Great an name it MAGA ISLAND 🌴 a take all those 39% with him , Then America will be back respected & back to some sense of norms

Makes sense. With his climate policy, Trump is probably thinking of turning it into a beach community!

I would move to Greenland if we bought it. I'd move there in a heartbeat. Do they have Orthodox Churches in Greenland?

Shitholistan.

Hopefully he will buy Greenland and deport all the liberal douches there and truly MAGA!

We’re so far removed from normal it’s not even funny

Trump, you can't buy Greenland until you make Puerto Rico and Guam official states. Until then, hands off. Besides, I think they don't like you very much anyway.

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